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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

http://humoristics.tumblr.com/post/95280707605
http://weheartit.com/dashboard

vintage-drunk:

If you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports.

http://vintage-drunk.tumblr.com/post/95077172934/if-you-hold-an-empty-gatorade-bottle-up-to-your

zzzyzxxx:

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

http://hohokev.tumblr.com/post/55750529567/hey
http://s-video.tumblr.com/post/90299105553
http://jon-risinger.tumblr.com/post/94757982434
http://dylans-obrien.tumblr.com/post/94663945153

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)
http://claireddanes.tumblr.com/post/94476197047
http://gucciballs.tumblr.com/post/77849055052
http://achievedasdicks.tumblr.com/post/93190078558

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

http://caelas.tumblr.com/post/92849322369/girls-are-so-hot-like-i-see-a-hot-girl-every-2
http://neptune41.tumblr.com/post/61309927690

teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

http://teenwolf.tumblr.com/post/93168843066/if-parrish-dies-im-quitting-life